Portugal
For us it was a country of contradictions.
On the one hand Lisbon was a delight, we had a lovely meal away from the drug dealers.
On the other hand, Albufeira was everything that gives the Brits abroad a bad name - 'proper' food, Sky Sports, lobster-pink drunks in itchy polyester football shirts. Mind you, Albufeira did have the Albufairy, an ageing transvestite from the north of England who ran a launderette round the corner from our hotel.